George

The other day while sitting in a long drive through

 line I had this conversation w/ a woman

who lives at the group home where I work:

 

S: "Heather do you know George Washington?"

H: "I know of him but I don't know him."

S: "Does he have a wife?"

H: "Yeah Martha. She was a nice lady I read a book about her once."

S:"YOU DID?" Is she still alive?

H:"Nope."

S: After a very long pause and looking at a dollar bill for a few

minutes. "Heather did George Washington have a perm?"

H: "I don't know, what do you think?"

S:"I think he has pretty curly hair!"

 

Life is full of wonderful wonders!!